Sunday, March 29, 2009
Good News! -vwv

Technology has brought us many wonders in this modern age but there are still many things that are beyond its capabilities. We can not, for example, resurrect a dead man or regrow entire limbs. But fret not, there is good news.

A world-renowned miracle healer (whose name sounds like rain hard bonkers) is coming to Singapore. This guy supposedly converted millions and brought a dead man back to life! It's as if he's trying to outdo Jesus!

So bring your amputee friends or recently deceased relatives to give it a try. According to the website, his rallies are always followed by miraculous healings.

The only thing I can't wrap my head around is, if the healing sessions work all the time, where does the miraculous part come in?

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Yiheng made 10:28 AM

5 Comments:

They have been advertising quite heavily. I wonder who would go man. Supposedly its free but there should be a catch somewhere...
By  Soqcrates, at 2:09 AM  

Can he resurrect dead parrots? Worth a shot...
By  Soqcrates, at 2:10 AM  

oh ya... i saw the ad on the train.
Says "God might descends on you!"
By  Jiangzheng, at 9:38 AM  

Resurrect dead parrots from ashes? How's that for some challenge.
By  yiheng, at 7:47 PM  

Jiangzheng, you sure it's not "God's might descends on you"? The former sounds like I have to duck for cover
By  Soqcrates, at 11:49 PM  

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